file under: ballad of the drunk asshole in bed 17 (in 3 parts)

part i:

"i'm gonna piss myself! I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF!!! I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF!!!"

[15 minute intermission]

part ii:

"nurse! NURSE!! HEY, NURSE!!! NURSE!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!"

[15 minute intermission]

part iii:

"we'll see if it's funny... when you die!!! WE'LL SEE IF IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU DIE!!! WE'LL SEE IF IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU DIE!!! WE'LL SEE IF IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU DIE!!!"

[fin]